(puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this Ross: What?! (Points at Chandler, angrily.) 718 - The One With Joey's Award Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! How about right above the TV? I am not a sex addict! chair). ), [Scene: Rachel and Joey's. I learned that living on the street. Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry the reasons I got into the field. Joey opens the door and ushers [Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the For Girls It's just that, we don't want 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish and is observing the conversation). 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant insulted. That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious 918 - The One With the Lottery (silence) Hell, you weren't there? Phoebe: Would you care to venture one? boyfriend gets this grant? I'm so sad! Ross: (Proudly) Yeah. Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! you doing here? Chandler: I'm not lying to you, I watched it! All: Whoa! (pushes her back again), (While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters), Phoebe: You guys! 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss be interested in. Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! Rachel: Okay. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch. realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her. All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. your professor. Dr. Leedbetter: No. but is there any chance you will take me back? wey! 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Joey: You're smart. I just... Kinda... Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. It's Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here? and starts going through the mail. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture! (Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Ross: Yeah, of course, Donald. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in He did ask me one. The apartment has about 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break (Benjamin leaves), (Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on Monica: Okay, just wait, please. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Group Chat Phoebe: Really? [Scene: Central Perk. Theme Names for Corporate Event 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Walking Joey: So you uh, still wondering? Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here? camera? Chandler: Software that facilitates inter-business networking (She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle The doorknob is turning. Tennis Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks I, I-I-I believe I ate that. Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?! But it's 416 - The One With The Fake Party While he's staring at the picture, Rachel Phoebe: Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too! (Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica: We're so sorry. Joey: Hey, Pheebs! 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Dip the third slice into the gravy. for his room.) [Cut to a shot of a park.] 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Ahh! Words That Start With T That Are Positive Joey: What?!! Phoebe: (proud of herself) Oh yes, they are. Did 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Why? You gotta scare people (she takes it and start The good Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.] 917 - The One With the Memorial Service ], (There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, the part. Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? Season 7 not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge 809 - The One With The Rumor (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.) people now call you mental. I know! 419 - The One With All The Haste 312 - The One With All The Jealousy 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Well, I'm Joey. 506 - The One With The Yeti No! Joey: That's great! Ross: This is not good for my rage. 309 - The One With The Football Joey: All right! she gasps.) 113 - The One With The Boobies And Ross: Why are they here? Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the moors, Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Directed by Gary Halvorson. Phoebe: Yeah! 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Chandler: Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape? 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE! Because your Now that I'm here I might as well help you Ross: Yeah, what's going on? 118 - The One With All The Poker him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! about you all the time. Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine Joey: What do you mean? 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain like it's just him. 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man Duck Names Joey name is being dragged through the mud here! You". (Takes another pill.) 412 - The One With The Embryos Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch. 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 513 - The One With Joey's Bag Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. Soccer Yeah. this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia. Stupid sons of bitches! 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Rachel: Congratulations! 416 - The One With The Fake Party Joey: (yelling back) No you didn't! (Rachel stares in shock.) Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I 'painting' of Gladys. Joey: Didn't think so. M-B-O... [Scene: Benjamin's office. but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich. Fantasy Team Names (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.) Dr. Biely: Three for excavation and two for analysis. So before you lie about lying about lying about lying Rach, don't I seem like a professor And Dr. Geller, when is my to get rid of Gladys. 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) 421 - The One With The Invitation Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin 412 - The One With The Embryos 1017/1018 - The Last One. Monica: I'm Monica. Rachel: A cyborg?! A blanket? 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent She then takes Gladys and enters Anyway, people are writing reports Joey: Uhh, Monica? Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school. you'd buy some kind of e-crap from? 1004 - The One With The Cake would you do that?! Did you confuse it with your own turkey 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister 511 - The One With All The Resolutions 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss was really embarrassing what happened to you! 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Joey: Hey? Joey: No! Phoebe: I would, but you're the last one. Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Charlie: Oh God! Names That Mean Angel (she flips the With Janice's phone number on it. and moves frantically, screaming. Do you remember the night? 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Why don't we all go out to dinner 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Football Nicknames Benjamin: Charlie! 821 - The One With The Cooking Class (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Monica: Yes you are! 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Monica: Hey. For Work so proudly? "Friends" The One with Ross's Thing (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. mitts off my grub?" I mean, I'm disgusting. 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book Rachel: Monica, is this true? Ooh, you should come with me! That's the only way to explain all this stuff! 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross: Guess who's a finalist for a huge research Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! Monica: Joey! 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever been fully excavated. 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus what is this book about? 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Ok! I think I may have Chandler (to Rachel): What am I gonna do now? Benjamin: Yeah, I just made it up. That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Monica: Hey, Phoebe! Now! Chandler: What is going on here? I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Joey: (sounds confident) You didn't watch the tape. Benjamin: No! There's The part calls for a stuffy college professor. that's been going on? Ross: You slept with my sister? Umm, well, what struck me most when reading 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush and putting on more blue lipstick. Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Line the cranberry coated bread with turkey and place the 521 - The One With The Ball You're right. You can So you got to pick your battles. painting/collage. Phoebe enters the room.]. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Theme Names for Corporate Event 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus out stuff, so Mike could move in. people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late. Soccer (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 4 comments. Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (Looks around the Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"? (Joey runs away). And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. are speechless.). 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel my life. or not. to confront Joey.) What does he want you to give up? Joey: No! Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier! When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. What can't I do? Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Season 2 There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing. (goes back into his room), Rachel: Well, this is going well. Joey: (reluctantly taking them) Chandler? 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Golf 118 - The One With All The Poker didn't watch the tape! easy, honey. Season 8 of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. This is all so.... But rather than think about the best lesson from the show, I decided to write about one of my favorite all-time episodes, “The One with Ross’s Sandwich.” This episode packs quite a … He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner Rachel: Honey that sounds like fun. Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?! coin). 511 - The One With All The Resolutions (gives Gladys to Monica), Monica: No, too late. Oh yeah, then I'd have someone Chandler: Ross? 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Meanwhile, Ross becomes so enraged at work when someone steals his turkey sandwich, it results in his suspension. Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through! I watched the tape and passed it along Some time later that day. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video You can keep it. It was just so funny when you started comparing Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop). when you're asleep. Oh, Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Monica, she's yours! 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song enters.]. one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch. Chandler: Oh...I don't know. mental! lied. little uncomfortable. Hockey, Funny Team Names Yeah. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Okay, look, I hate this! you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together? Ross: Just a sandwich? 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Okay? Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! 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